Phone spam
02/11/11
We get two or three robot phone spam calls a day. If their goal is to annoy me then the one I just received is a clear winner.
It played the sound of a fog horn blasting right in my ear.
Followed by “Hello, this is your captain speaking. You have won…” at which point I hung up.
Silly spammers!
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That was me, your captain, you B*st*rd. Is this why you keep hanging up, because you think I am made of spam? Seth is not made of Spam, Seth am made of Seth.
That air-horn cost me £4.99 from the £3.99 shop.
So, anyhow, would you like to own your own holiday home in Spain? Be the envy of your friends (including me) by sending them postcards from your own holiday home in Spain. A simple down payment of €37,000 will put you just four steps away from your own holiday home in Spain*. Eight** further payments will secure complete and total ownership of your own holiday home in Spain.
This is your Captain speaking: avast shipmate Farrow, set yee a course for Spain where yee could own your own holiday home.
*Actual property is in Lithuania
**Actual number of payments is 17